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stole 3 ipad cases from thrift store

returned all three to the mart of walls for $35 each

free $105


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Hey guys, I’m in the process of writing up a series of guides. If you have any suggestions or anything you’d like me to discuss, lemme knowwwww :)

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I am extremely sorry for the lack in posting.

I could give you some bullshit excuse, but the only reason I haven’t been updating more frequently is because I’m stealing way more than normal; and a large majority of what I’m getting includes alcoholic beverages. And to say the least, I have been consuming a rather unreasonable amount of the Devil’s nectar which has led to a severe decrease in motivation.

I’ll be on my toes again very soon, thanks for coming along for the ride duuds.

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I have gone mad with power

So I usually steal a lot of shit from Walmart. I went there with my mom and I wanted to avoid potentially getting into trouble with her there so I didn’t try to take anything. (besides a mini bottle of vodka) The way I usually grab stuff is putting it under clothes in the fitting room. So I went to legitimately try on a bunch of maxi dresses and I had to fold them over my arm so I wouldn’t drag them on the floor. The fitting room lady looked at me and asked me “what was underneath the dresses” and I gladly showed her there was nothing. I was just like In your face, bitch. And they never bothered me again. I picked the perfect day not to get anything ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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(Rebloggable version of this reply, per request.)
Well, here’s the deal, anon. The Salvation Army is an evangelical Christian group, and they impose those beliefs on the people that they employ and the communities they serve. Here are a few examples:
They are so opposed to LGBT rights that they have lobbied multiple times for exemptions from Federal and Local anti-discrimination laws, and threatened to withdraw their services. 
They refused to provide shelter to a homeless gay couple, unless they broke up and renounced their homosexuality. 
They refused to provide a transgender woman with shelter that was congruent with her gender presentation, instead insisting she house with men. She chose instead to sleep on the sidewalk and died from the cold.  
Speaking of gender, there was also this charming incident where one of their hostels refused to open the door for a 17-year-old victim who had just been brutally raped (or even call the police for her) because that particular hostel had a strict “men only” policy.
Children who can’t prove their immigration status are turned away.
The organization also disposes of any Harry Potter or Twilight related donations (rather than giving them to other charities), because they claim the toys are “incompatible with the charity’s Christian beliefs”. 
During the Bush Administration (thanks to ‘faith-based initiatives’) they fired about 20 long-time employees (Jewish, Muslim, Hindu and Gay), simply for refusing to sign the organization’s statement of Christian belief.  
So, that—in a nutshell—is what’s wrong with it.
ETA:  Addendum 1, Addendum 2, Addendum 3.

Unpopular opinion: Shoplifting


The LACK of shoplifters on Tumblr is really disappointing to me. You people all steal music, movies, games, and everything else off of the internet, but condemn real-life shoplifters? The only difference is that you’re too much of a coward to go out in public with your habit, because obviously you’re not against the principle.

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