stole 3 ipad cases from thrift store
returned all three to the mart of walls for $35 each
Hey guys, I’m in the process of writing up a series of guides. If you have any suggestions or anything you’d like me to discuss, lemme knowwwww :)
I am extremely sorry for the lack in posting.
I could give you some bullshit excuse, but the only reason I haven’t been updating more frequently is because I’m stealing way more than normal; and a large majority of what I’m getting includes alcoholic beverages. And to say the least, I have been consuming a rather unreasonable amount of the Devil’s nectar which has led to a severe decrease in motivation.
I’ll be on my toes again very soon, thanks for coming along for the ride duuds.
So I usually steal a lot of shit from Walmart. I went there with my mom and I wanted to avoid potentially getting into trouble with her there so I didn’t try to take anything.
(besides a mini bottle of vodka) The way I usually grab stuff is putting it under clothes in the fitting room. So I went to legitimately try on a bunch of maxi dresses and I had to fold them over my arm so I wouldn’t drag them on the floor. The fitting room lady looked at me and asked me “what was underneath the dresses” and I gladly showed her there was nothing. I was just like In your face, bitch. And they never bothered me again. I picked the perfect day not to get anything ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Unpopular opinion: Shoplifting
The LACK of shoplifters on Tumblr is really disappointing to me. You people all steal music, movies, games, and everything else off of the internet, but condemn real-life shoplifters? The only difference is that you’re too much of a coward to go out in public with your habit, because obviously you’re not against the principle.
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